Need a website created without the tech jargon and stress?
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Want an affordable monthly payment option?
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Want a friendly down to earth designer to work with?

Your in the right place.

Custom website design to suit your unique style

All right here in 3 Easy Steps

We get it!
We have heard thousands of stories from people being ripped off and scammed by website designers.
In 2016 John and Trish were travelling through Tasmania when they received a cry for help from a fellow colleague about website creation. Upon much discussion John discovered that the website designer was over charging for services that were automatically included in the website setup PLUS trying to scam more money for added extras that only took a few minutes work.
With this revelation John decided to quit his day job and become a website designer. 2 years later Trish joined his work to become a co designer, creator and coder.

Here we are in 2023 with 15 webpages in our portfolio (and growing) running successful GLOBAL online and IN PERSON events that all started out as a cry for help from a friend.

”We are transparent and take on a no bullshit approach that is affordable. Communication and understanding is key”
- John and Trish’s promise (yes, we swear)

- Step 1 -

Book in for a
FREE consultation


John invites you to join him for a virtual cuppa. Here we will discuss your website goals and dreams.

John will take you through our NO TECH JARGON system and how your webpage can be launched with ease.

John has over 20 years of experience in the tech world, from building computers, coding virtual reality programs to website creation.

With a worldwide portfolio of 15 websites. John has something for you! Checkout our portfolio of webpages at the bottom.

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During consultation


John will take you through the options of your future webpage design without the tech jargon.

What do you want on your webpage? Booking Systems? Attract more clients? Create Passive Income?

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Let’s get cracking!


Upload your content to the online portal.
You will have 24/7 access to upload your pictures/logos etc
in your own time and at your own pace.

The portal has step by step instructions
and is SUPER easy to use.

Meet the Team and What they can Do
- Scroll to the bottom to see our growing portfolio of websites -

  • John Pellen

    OWNER AND CREATOR

    John loves star wars and board games, as you enter for the free consultation feel free to spend the next hour talking about the gigantic lord of the rings poster in the entrance way.

    John wants you to feel relaxed as we discuss your future website and options.
    It is important to him to deliver a high quality webpage that has a down to earth professional approach.

    John can create basic websites to global scale large ecommerce sites. John has extensive knowledge with working in graphic design, statistically analytics and content creation.
    We use top notch programs and technology to optimize SEO to benefit you and your clients.

  • Lord Maximus

    HEAD FLOOF AND STRESS MANAGEMENT

    Max manages HR and creates relaxation through cuteness.

    Need some time out? boop the floof :)

  • Trish Pellen

    DESIGNER

    You wont see much of Trish but she designs your website and uploads all the content.

    Trish strives for flow and smarter systems. A real tech head, Trish will be ensuring your website has great SEO, images, geocaching and more!

    Trish even gives you access to your webpage and shows you how to read the analytics to ensure unmodified (and unfluffed) information. It is all done in real time with no need to wait for month to month reports.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Absolutely. We can work with your current provider. Some domains can be a bit tricky however, we can always come up with a solution.

  • As much as we would love to say yes we would need to assess the situation. Each website has its own coding that is created by the individual designer. The first step is to do a site audit and find out what is happening with the sites performance. Once this is done we can create a plan of success to ensure that your future website keeps its current analytics but also grows without delays.

  • We are trained in: Javascript, html and css. We can also embed, backlink, create meta code and geocache.

  • Full ongoing support. It's that simple. We assess the SEO weekly and make changes as required.
    Websites need nurturing to grow and this is important. If you find a typo or mistake simply let us know and we will be onto it asap! We don’t stuff around.

  • We specialise in ensuring your website is custom to your needs it can vary.

    This is why we have the free consultation. You are under no obligation to buy.

    A budget of about $1,000 is best for start up.

  • Guess what? Life happens! and sometimes even worse SHIT HAPPENS. We get it! Reach out to us and we will have a chat and solve all the worlds problems. We got you!

  • HAHA! We love this question - To put it simply we run a GLOBAL business that has many tiers.

    Websites need nurturing (we wish they were set and forget) but with changing trends, laws and analytics we spend our energy ensuring that our clients webpages work. For us that is time better spent.

  • That entirely depends on you - All you need to do is upload the requirements in the portal. The faster that is done the quicker launch occurs.

    The fastest so far has been 30 days - wanna go for a record?? :D